Was that the phrase in the SNL skit with Kevin Nealon and Dana Carvey accosting Michael J Fox in an elevator some 15 years ago? They alternated singing theme songs to him between "Family Ties" and "Back to the Future".

I think it was. Wish *I* could go back in time to find out - but not just for that. For lots of things. I'm sure I'm not alone in knowing hindsight is 20/20 and wanting to re-do some of my past with wiser decisions and actions.

I wish I could go back in time and invest wisely. I'd sink money in to Apple like on Forrest Gump or Google or Yahoo and/or win Powerball. Maybe all 4.

That'd rule. I'd go back in time and buy property too - I'd have a chateau in France, an apartment at the Dakota in NYC, a cabin in Gatlinburg, a house in the Malibu Colony and a home in Pensacola - heck I'd have bought my apartment building just to make sure I didn't have the same neighbos I have now. 

I would have made wiser decisions in relationships too. Dont get me wrong. To the handful of people I've been fortunate enough to be 'close' with that read my blogs: I valued our time together and appreciate our current online friendship. Some of my exes though, I daydream that they get cut in half by mistake - and some don't even register on my radar.

I wish I could go back in time and meet my husband Ray sooner.

Maybe in my college days - and for that matter - I wish I could go back in time and make wiser decisions about curriculums. 

There's nothing like trying to go back to school once you start working - and you know - flunked out of your other colleges.

I wish I could go back in time and do lots of things like be nicer to my family. I wish I'd kept in touch better with old friends. I wish I could go back in time and learn to play a good instrument.

I learned how to play the flute in middle school. The regular kind - not the skin kind. That was after high school. Wokka wokka. If I could go back in time, I would learn how to play the guitar - maybe at the GIT in Los Angeles with Buckethead. Heck maybe if I did it early enough, I'd be the one to suggest the mask and fancy headgear.

If I could go back in time, I'd tell Phil Hartman not to marry that crazy broad, I'd tell Nicole Simpson to get a restraining order - I'd even tell Pee Wee Herman to get a VCR before he went back to Sarasota between filming Pee Wee's Playhouse seasons.

I serioulsy lay awake and think about things like this.

If I could go back in time, in addition to warning the rich and famous about impending doom, I'd try to befriend my heroes before the fact. I'd loan Kevin Smith the money to make Clerks so he wouldn't have to sell his comic book collection. I'd have tracked down and made the acquaintance of  my movie hero, The Hoyk.

Marc Edward Heuck everybody. We're actually friends now - on My Space - though probably not after that bad photoshop job. I tell you - he's involved with this theatre in CA that has such great movie nights that it makes me want to move there, except he'd think I was stalking him, it'd be awkward and I'd have to think of ways to go back in time to fix said situation.

Gee - I sure am lucky I don't have enough disposable income to move to the West Coast to watch movies at a cool theatre.

Yeah.

I wish I could go back in time with what I know now and excell in grade school, high school et al of course. Plus - I wish I were prettier. If I had the power to turn back the clock - I'd literally turn the knob to the "all the way" setting and pick out DNA.

I'd pick: tall, curly hair, straight teeth - good skin and a shiny disposition. If for no other reason - just so those "Who Do You Look Like" sites would show me this:

That's Colleen from the first season of Survivor, Rebecca Gayheart from 'Urban Legend', 'Jawbreaker' and various Noxema commercials and Heather Graham.

Instead of what I normally - seriously - get which is this:

Which is Chester Bennington from Linkin Park and Henry Kissinger.

Oh well - until the Flux Capitor is invented - I don't see any of the above happening - all we can do is try to be a better person than we were the day before. Wouldn't I be much cooler though as a guitar shredding model turned actress with a PhD in molecular biology?

Thanks for reading. I love you. Have a great 4th of July weekend.

Candy